Does bacon make everything better?

During my time on this Earth, I have yet to find any food not enhanced by bacon. From spicing up to sweet desserts, adding bacon escalates anything. With bacon, bodies are nourished and souls are nurtured.

Today however, somebody could have possibly brought the concept of bacon too far. Introducing the bacon suit. Where, not only the wearer resembles bacon, it is a "chemically treated latex fabric smells exactly like bacon cooking in a skillet". For a mere $99, it is impossible to make a more impacting statement for your dollar.