Earthquake!

Felt my first earthquake last night. I was woken up from an apparent 4.5 earthquake that originated in the porn capital of Chatsworth. The event was rather unremarkable – it felt akin being on a bumpy road in a car for a few seconds. After emerging from my bed, I dawned on me that absolutely no preparations have been made for a greater magnitude earthquake. So if you are in California, you should probably make an earthquake kit:

• Water and food to last at least three days


• Water purification tablets


• Heavy-duty gloves


• A first-aid kit


• A minimum of $100 in cash


• Family photos and descriptions to aid in finding missing people


• A flashlight and portable radio


• Extra batteries


• A personal commode with sanitary bags